I Knew A Woman Named Anita
I knew a woman named Anita
Then there was a some about an Anita
So I would listen to the Nilsson song
While I was munching on pita
I Am Not So Debonaire
I am not so debonaire
So I just play solitaire
52 cards go flying past
and occasionally they are so fast
I Wish I Had Handwriting
I wish I had handwriting
that other people we able to read
I wish I could write thoughts clear
And not use so much speed
I Use To Think Swimming
I use to think swimming
Was so fine and dandy
But please don't jump in
A big pile of candy